The Twelve Gifts of Relocation
(sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)
The first gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
An $89. futon but no TV.
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The second gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
Two Walmart lamps,
My new life brought to me
An $89. futon but no TV.
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The second gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but no TV.
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The third gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
Three crappy TV tables,
The third gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but no TV.
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The fourth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
The fourth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
The fifth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
My new life brought to me
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV table,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The sixth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
My new life brought to me
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The seventh gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
My new life brought to me
Seven plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The eighth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
My new life brought to me
Eight hundred bills a-piling,
Seven plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The ninth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
My new life brought to me
Nine flower pots in storage,
Eight hundred bills a-piling,
Seven plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV table,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The tenth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
My new life brought to me
Ten nervous breakdowns,
Nine flower pots in storage,
Eight hundred bills a-piling,
Seven plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The eleventh gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
My new life brought to me
Eleven crates in warehouse waiting,
Ten nervous breakdowns,
Nine flower pots in storage,
Eight hundred bills a-piling,
Seven plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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For the twelfth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
My new life brought to me
Twelve pounds worth of stress-eating,
Eleven crates in warehouse waiting,
Ten nervous breakdowns,
Nine flower pots in storage,
Eight hundred bills a-piling,
Seven plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon and still No T.V.

At least you still have your sense of humour....we are really hoping for the best for you guys. Hopefully, in time things will fall into place.
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SB
As with all things in life - you either laugh or you cry and then you move on.
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N
You are so creative...I'm hoping things will change for the better soon. This is a great post you should put the link on your FB wall. I hope you send this to your real estate guy.
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