28 September 2010

Twelve Gifts ...

 
The Twelve Gifts of Relocation
(sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)

The first gift of Relocation,
  My new life brought to me
  An $89. futon but no TV.
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The second gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
  Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but no TV.
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The third gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but no TV.
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The fourth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me 
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.

The fifth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV table,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The sixth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
Six cheap towels  a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The seventh gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me 
Seven  plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The eighth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me
Eight  hundred bills a-piling,
Seven  plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The ninth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me 
Nine  flower pots in storage,
Eight  hundred bills a-piling,
Seven  plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four  weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV table,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The tenth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me 
Ten  nervous breakdowns,
Nine  flower pots in storage,
Eight  hundred bills a-piling,
Seven  plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four  weeks without cable
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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The eleventh gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me 
Eleven  crates in warehouse waiting,
Ten nervous breakdowns,
Nine  flower pots in storage,
Eight  hundred bills a-piling,
Seven  plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon but No T.V.
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For the twelfth gift of Relocation,
My new life brought to me 
Twelve pounds worth of stress-eating,
Eleven  crates in warehouse waiting,
Ten  nervous breakdowns,
Nine  flower pots in storage,
Eight  hundred bills a-piling,
Seven  plastic cups all a-matching,
Six cheap towels a-scratching,
Five DVDs,
Four weeks without cable,
Three crappy TV tables,
Two Walmart lamps,
And an $89. futon and still No T.V.





 

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3 comments:

  1. At least you still have your sense of humour....we are really hoping for the best for you guys. Hopefully, in time things will fall into place.
    Thinkin' of ya
    SB

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  2. As with all things in life - you either laugh or you cry and then you move on.

    Thanks for the good thought
    N

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  3. You are so creative...I'm hoping things will change for the better soon. This is a great post you should put the link on your FB wall. I hope you send this to your real estate guy.

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