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- The Evolution of Man - |
Last week, while sitting at the dentist office, I started thinking about you and let me just begin by saying, I think you are amazing!
I don't know where you went to school but you sure know your stuff.
And before I forget - many thanks for all the hard work on the 'walking upright' and 'opposable thumb' projects.

Evolution, I don't envy you your job, I understand how hard it must be.
All that high-level sciencey business like survival.of.the.fittest, natural selection , adaptation & genetic drift - that's some complex & scary stuff.
One wrong move and 'pigs really could fly'!!
And it's such a big responsibility - being the biological decider of all species of flora & fauna on this planet.
Even with the invisible hand of God to guide you, it's huge!
And no doubt it weighs mighty on you - being the one in charge of deciding who stays & who goes.
Who is genetically obsolete and who gets to try again with a bigger brain.
Heavy stuff.
And I understand you can't rush, we all know 'Haste makes waste'.
Take the poor Sphinx Cat for example - I'm guessing you were probably very busy that day, multi-tasking and you just forgot the fur (you should add that to your To-Do list - 'cat fur')!
Anyway, don't feel bad, mistakes happen, nothing on earth functions at 100% all the time.
Anyway, don't feel bad, mistakes happen, nothing on earth functions at 100% all the time.
- Sphinx Cat - |
I get it, I really do ... it's a process.
But, as I was saying, just last week Katy had to go in and get 4 wisdom teeth removed. Ouch!
And as I was sitting in the waiting room I started thinking - hey, I'm not working right now and maybe you could use a little help.
You know, to help get the evolutionary ball rolling ...
For example, I don't think a single human has used their wisdom teeth since the last time we hunted down our dinner with rocks & sticks and whipped up pot of Pterodactyl stew.
Listen, I know you're very busy what with all that has been going on this last 100 years: climate change, GMO's and habitat destruction to name just a few, so I'll be brief - here's a little list I've put together for you to look over.
They are just suggestions really.
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- 5 Stages of Human Evolution - |
Here's a few genetic traits that ♀ Homo sapiens no longer have any use for.
And trust me on this, I speak for all the girls - this is stuff we don't need or want!
Okay, so lets get to work - no time like the present, right!
- Wisdom teeth - dental care is expensive so why bother with all that extra expense & pain when we don't even use these teeth anymore!
- Hairy Legs (we'll worry about underarms later). I'm pretty sure we haven't needed hairy legs since, oh say, since before the last ice-age. Hairy legs lost their usefulness when our cave ancestors realized 'fur' was warmer & softer than 'hair'.
- Facial Hair, don't even get me started on facial hair. I mean seriously, have women really EVER needed a hairy face. You could save ♀ a lot of time, money, tears & angst if you would just get busy and evolve away.
- Menopause: OMG, what were you thinking.( *see below for further details)
*I've recently been thrown full throttle in the big 'M' and there appears to be some reverse engineering happening here.I think I'm moving from Stage 5 on the evolution chart back to Stage 1. Is that normal? If so, why? I also appear to be 'overheating' with regularity and my ♀hormones seem to have sprung a leak. (I'm not expert but don't I need those?)To be blunt, the menopause function is SNAFU!
I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything but I think this whole 'menopause' thing needs some major reworking.
Well, that's it, hope it helps.
Kate's done now so I gotta go but please don't hesitate to call me if you need further information regarding my suggestions.
Sincerely,
Nancy L Thomson
Seattle, WA
(PS: If you have any spare time, , I could use some of those longer legs & a bigger brain)

I would like to add a vote if evolution needs numbers to invoke some changes especially for the female gender. The big M needs revamping or tweaking because as is, its HHHOT and CCCOOLLD. Put your sweater on take off and plEase OPEN the window NOW!! CMc (50+)
ReplyDeleteBig Evolution Discovery !
ReplyDeleteBritish professor Nigel Swiggerton of Chapsworth College has recently found a missing link in the evolution/creation debate. Everyone is familiar with the "stages of man" chart found in textbooks which begins with a naked, hairy, bent over, grunting Neanderthal type which over millions of years finally learns how to stand erect while sporting a 1930s-style haircut. Well, Dr. Swiggerton discovered that someone accidentally reversed the negative. It turns out that the first man was actually standing erect with a short haircut but has been descending over the years until he has finally reached the last stage - the stage at any rock concert filled with naked, hairy, bent over, grunting Neanderthal types!
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